BOLLFLIX – ALL BOLL, ALL THE TIME

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If you thought Uwe Boll was gone, you were wrong.  DEAD WRONG.

Let’s let Clint Howard explain what Bollflix is

 

Ok.  Got it?  No?  Well, Uwe Boll the infamous filmmaker that brought us such gems as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, and other films not based on video games such as Auschwitz, and Blubberella has decided to create his own streaming service bringing you nothing but UWE BOLL FILMS.

Let that sink in.  This is the guy known for making terrible movies and challenging critics who talked shit about him to boxing matches…yes boxing matches.


He has had it with normal streaming services not always having his filmography on demand and decided to do something about it.  That’s right!  Now you can watch all 30(!) films of his on demand….I think.

The site is all in German and even with translating it I can’t seem to actually create an account.  All I can do currently is watch trailers that are dubbed in German.  The best part of that is that I forgot Alone in the Dark was a thing and now I get to relive that terrible movie in 2 mins but with Christian Slater and Tara Reid talking in German with bonus GODSMACK SOUNDTRACK.

Awesome.

Access Bollflix here and if you figure out how to get an account created let me know in the comments!

 

Bonus Trivia:  Uwe has worked together with Academy Award winners Ben Kingsley and J.K. Simmons, Academy Award nominees Burt Reynolds and Eric Roberts, and Golden Globe winner Elisabeth Moss.

Wow.

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