Goat Simulator is an amazing WORK OF ART. Never before has a game allowed me to answer the eternal question: “What would it be like to be a giant asshole who just happens to be a goat?”
Thanks to my new beastly PC Rig I am able to play Titanfall the way it was meant to be played: WITH A KEYBOARD AND MOUSE. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit controllers. However, my twitch skills have laid dormant for years (I used to be in a clan that was one […]