Travel to a world where Chris Carter wanted to make a new movie but couldn’t, where you thought you could go back home but you shouldn’t, and where they wasted 4 episodes with filler just to end it as a complete clusterfuck.
The Talking Dead
Rob and Ceej’s podcast where they talk like dicks over movies and television shows.
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Journey to a world where Michael Jackson thought he could outdo Thriller, where he thought he could play a fat white man convincingly, and where Stan Winston was talked into directing this pile of shit.
Journey to a world where Jeff Fahey never existed, where the future is a mix of Blade Runner and Newsies, and where a man named Guillermo never saw it coming. Where the savior of the human race is an outcast of the Indigo Girls, where berets hold the power, where we have the power to […]
Journey to a world where it’s ok for an old man to watch a young boy bathe, where punks show how bad ass they are by beating up 12 year olds, and where even mesh shirts cannot help a man torn apart by his own feelings. Where it’s ok to lock up old people, where […]
Journey to a world where Robert Redford delivers rape boxes as a side job, where we meet another one of Hocken’s relatives, and where marijuana makes watching television 10 times more rapey. Where zombies have awkward motivations, where a plan involving a dead dog and a chew toy makes perfect sense and where a double […]
The Talking Dead Episode 5: Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles The Klendathu Campaign: Episode 1: Metamorphosis0
Journey to a world where everybody walks funny, where they all have dead eyes and where pores are non existent. Where Michael Ironside is nowhere to be found, where the only good bug is a poorly pixalated bug and where even a Hocken reference fails to make what you’re watching any better. If you have […]
Journey to a small town where Lou Diamond Phillips can’t seem to find his career, where a fat man just wants his Wendy’s™ and where Ed Hocken had a baby with an Olympian. A town where women can’t figure out what accent to use, where a mustache may hold the key to one man’s destiny […]