RIP Patrick Swayze and Jim Carroll. We take a moment of silence before getting into a frank discussion about Ceej’s skeezy liphair, the difference between bar fights and cop fights, and who we want to see throwing riddles around. Rob loathes Fable and berates Ceej for being a sassy scoundrel. Rob loves the hell out […]
Oh the horrors of gym class. Ceej used his big brain to get out of most it while Rob figured out how to sneak away to smoke everytime. Buddhist Monks piss off Ceej, Rob can’t wait for the Ren Fest and we daydream about being superheroes. Rob went LARPing as a teen and regretted it, […]
We start off with Ceej declaring that kids shouldn’t have confidence and move on to one man’s harrowing journey while trying to kick the H. Rob hangs out with Bruce Leeroy, doesn’t hang out with The Blues Brothers and then we talk about Avatar and the other Avatar. Gamers are fat, people still hate nerds, […]
We finally take a fucking vacation and come back with some stupid stories. Ceej loves him some steak, Rob gets cockblocked by some Asians, and Ceej doesn’t care about friendship. Rob cries during the Wrath of Khan, Ceej spoils Harry Potter and jams to We are Wizards, our new Police Academy band is born, and […]
What’s with these kids today and their bippin’ and their boppin’ and their hippin’ and their hoppin’? We don’t get it and we kindly invite you to get off of our fucking lawn. During all of this we discuss the use of CGI vs. practical effects, the fact that adults still talk shit, and just […]
If you like Marmaduke, you’ll love us! Buff Headcheese gets banned and gets death threats. Rob gets semi banned and gets support. Lesley gets banned into the shed and Ceej doesn’t do anything. During all of this we talk about Comic Con, Freddy, Obi-Wan’s cock envy, crying during movies and the return of Fan Fiction […]
Rob almost dies and because of this asks Ceej to respect his final wishes. Ceej reluctantly drops some mega news, we laugh at picky eaters and discuss mind altering substances. Samwise Gamgee was a badass in Toy Soldiers, LL Cool J was supposed to be a badass in Toys and voice mail!