You Should Watch This: Albert – “Booty Pop”


So, um, yeah.  There are a bunch of things wrong with this video.  First, he’s 6 and rapping about how he “can make your booty pop” and I’m pretty sure that’s an impossible task for a 6-year-old.  Second, he has a mini Kuato coming from his stomach.  It’s mesmerizing.  Instead of making “bootys pop”, part of me wants to see that growth pop.  Third, the women in this video are fucking hilarious.  I bet when they were little they dreamed of making it big.  Possibly on Broadway or maybe in a big budget music video.  Instead they are shaking their asses at a fucking 6-year-old.  Part of me really hopes this is just a piece of satire, but somehow I doubt it.