You Should Watch This: Krispy Kreme – The Baddest

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I don’t even know what to say.   From the dead eyes, to the snot encrusted nostril shots, to the awkward kid holding what looks like a bb gun in a “menacing” way, this video kind of has it all.

 

Some of my favorite lines:

“I had to fight my whole life I could beat you up even if you had a thousand knives…even if you had infinity knives, I’ll punch you up in to the air like a kite..”

Brilliant.

 

“I bet you sleep with a night liiiiiggghhhtttttt cause you scared of the dark cause you stink like a fart”

Amazing word play.

 

“I have 400 cars, 400 scars and 400 guitars.”

That’s a lot of random things.

 

“I dare you to try and punch me, my face is so hard you’ll say “Ouch! You crunched me!””

I kind of want to try this.

 

I’m kind of glad I didn’t have easy access to a video camera and the internet when I was younger.