I don’t even know what to say. From the dead eyes, to the snot encrusted nostril shots, to the awkward kid holding what looks like a bb gun in a “menacing” way, this video kind of has it all.
Some of my favorite lines:
“I had to fight my whole life I could beat you up even if you had a thousand knives…even if you had infinity knives, I’ll punch you up in to the air like a kite..”
“I bet you sleep with a night liiiiiggghhhtttttt cause you scared of the dark cause you stink like a fart”
Amazing word play.
“I have 400 cars, 400 scars and 400 guitars.”
That’s a lot of random things.
“I dare you to try and punch me, my face is so hard you’ll say “Ouch! You crunched me!””
I kind of want to try this.
I’m kind of glad I didn’t have easy access to a video camera and the internet when I was younger.