Comedian Bert Kreischer has some of the best stories (click here for one involving Tracy Morgan) and the “Machine” one is one of his best in my opinion. He told it on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast and animator Corri Loschuk animated it in the style of South Park. It fits perfectly. If you’ve never heard of Bert Kreischer, prepare to laugh. He is one funny guy and he knows how to tell a story.