I want to make sweet love to this trailer. I want this trailer to knock me up, take away my shoes, and force me to make it sandwiches. This cannot be real. Can it? According to IMDB it is and it stars Barry “Remember me?” Bostwick, Ray “I’m a bad ass” Wise, Kevin “Defender of the green screen” Sorbo and William “I’m less crazy than my cousin” Mapother.
The film’s synopsis (I did not make this up): “FDR rides a ‘wheelchair of death’ to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.”
If you read that and aren’t even a little bit interested than once again you may not be our target audience.
PLEASE BE REAL. I NEED THIS MOVIE INSIDE OF ME.