The Expendables 2 Teaser Trailer


My inner 10 year old is geeking out at the moment.  Every badass from all of the flicks I grew up on are going to be in a sequel to a movie that had it’s flaws but was still fun and that is supposed to be even bigger and more intense?  Yes please.  Everything about it so far seems great.  Shit, Arnold is packing heat again.  You know JCVD is going to rock in this because he is Jean Claude Van Fucking Badass Damme.    Everything seems awesome.  Everything except Chuck Norris.  Fuck Chuck Norris.



The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….

Yep.  This should be great.