The new year has dawned, and with a new year comes a whole new episode. Ed celebrates the new year by getting a new phone only to discover that Verizon is going to release the iPhone. Later on Randall discusses the issue of Huck Finn and as to whether or not one word really matters. Also, Ed infuriates Randall with his contempt for George Lucas and Star Wars. Plus, the two pay tribute to Mr. Plinkett and stand in awe of Ron Swanson. And as always, references to porn and laserdiscs.